do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
(via laughcentre)
i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
(via laughcentre)
chris is just a simple guy
always at 4pm
(Source: bumbleblu, via hyena-laugh)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via hyena-laugh)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
(via hyena-laugh)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa, via hyena-laugh)
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
(via hyena-laugh)
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via rabioheab)
